You are a male looking to hook up with a couple for sex. You scour the Craig’s List ads for a likely pair to have sex with. You find an ad you like. What do you do next?
You write to the couple. You even include a photo or photos.
So what do you write? What kind of photo(s) do you attach?
Do you write out your fantasy scene? How about what a great fuck you are and how good you are in bed? Do you include: A face pic? A cock pic? Both?
We have been playing as a couple for over 10 years. We have seen it all. We may not have done it all, but we have done what we liked. We have put up our share of ads in different places over the years looking for that single male to join us in some fun sex play.
So here are the Don’ts:
If you include a face pic – which is nice by the way – make sure it does not include anyone else in that photo. The photo should be just YOU. Including children, wives, girlfriends or strangers in a public space in your photo is creepy at best. Those emails go directly to the trash. Smile or have a poker face – but looking like a mean gangster or a doofus is not charming. Trust me on this.
If you include a cock pic: Putting your cock next to a beverage can, having it covered in cum, on top of your computer keyboard or in a bathroom where there is a toilet or a mess in view – all leave a bad impression. Crop your photos! I especially am turned off if I see a toilet behind you with the seat up and dirty clothes on the floor. It tells me you are not clean – and you have no self respect. Ditto for a sink with all kinds of gooey mess and disorganized crap spread about.
Next, what do you write? First: Read their post!!! Read it 3 times if you must – and listen to what is being said there. Pay attention! They are telling you what they want, what they are looking for. Is it something that appeals to you? Great. No? Then don’t bother writing to them. You are wasting your time and theirs.
Okay, you read their post. Let’s say they are looking for a man to come and play for 30 minutes with the wife and then leave. They are looking for an uncut cock or a cut cock (personal preferences) they are looking for someone who is respectful. They describe themselves and give you an idea of who they are.
Here is what NOT to write:
That you have the opposite kind of cock they are looking for – move on, they have a preference and stated it plainly.
That you can come multiple times and fuck for hours. They said 30 minutes and out. They meant it. They aren’t looking for hours or multiple cum shots.
What you would like to do. NO. NO. NO! Resist the temptation to even go there. If what you want and what they want are so far apart – it will never work.
Its insulting when the couple gets a suggestion in an email for her to rim your ass because it turns you on. They don’t care what turns you on – because they expect being with a couple for sex should be the Turn On! You want a woman to rim your ass? Find a woman who will do that OR Pay For It. Don’t ask the couple who are already offering you something special for something you want — that was never offered in the first place!
Here is what to write:
Hello Couple
I am 47 yo, DDF, always use protection. I am including a face pic and a penis pic. I am respectful and eager to please. Would love to be considered by you. It sounds like it would be great to join in your fun. – Derek
Simple isn’t it? Its clean, to the point and its about them – because baby, it is all about them. It’s their show. Want to join the show? You need to fit in.
One of the worst emails received in response to our recent ad had 2 paragraphs about what he wanted me to do to him (including rimming his ass). There wasn’t anything in our ad to suggest anything but a suck, fuck and go for him. I would suck , we would fuck and after he shot his load, he was to get dressed and leave. We were looking for the appetizer to the rest of our evening. We were not looking for a 4 hour house guest that was going to dominate me in our bedroom. Quite the contrary.
And a close second for worst response to this weeks ad – the photo included in his response had a young boy and his father in the photo’s background. Yuk! Creepy.
My next post will be about M4MW bedroom/sex manners. Because even those who manage to get in our door often do not know how to behave when they get here. Do it right – you will be asked to return. Do it wrong and you might be leaving early…